Snack Food Chinese Zodiac

gakked from patgund

http://www.toadalamode.com/zodiac.html

Ding-Dong - Reliable, solid, perhaps a bit dense--you may not promise much at first glance, but those who get to know you are rewarded. Don't be afraid to come out of your shell sometimes. Your ideal job: Treasury Secretary. Marry a Fried Fruit Pie or Cheese Puff, but never an Oreo.