Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-05 12:00 am

When Idioms Go Batty

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It’s mid-afternoon, and everyone’s sluggishly typing away. A few of us are chatting near the break area to kill some time. That’s when [Coworker #1] confidently drops a line. Coworker #1: “When I even cough in a meeting, I’m glared at by [Senior Manager], but [pretty new hire] spills coffee all over the client file, […]

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Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-04 10:00 pm

Refundamental Rights

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Me: "Hi, I need to return this."
Cashier: "Okay… um… I can’t process this. Only a manager can, and the manager’s back tomorrow."
Me: "Tomorrow is day thirty-one. I need this done today."
Cashier: *Sighing.* "Well, you should have come in sooner."

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Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-04 08:00 pm

Caught In HD, Caught By HR

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Male Coworker #1: "Hey… uh… is this you?"
She looks at the phone, then raises an eyebrow.
Female Coworker: "Why are you taking pictures of me at a restaurant over the weekend? That’s creepy as h***."
Male Coworker #2: "So it IS you!"

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Sharon Lee, Writer ([syndicated profile] sharonlee_feed) wrote2025-09-04 07:55 pm

’tis a like task we are at

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Today’s blog post title from “The Scholar and His Cat

Thursday. Sunny and breezy.

The house is very quiet, and I’ve caught myself a dozen times looking up with a start, and wondering where Trooper was. This house is arranged so when I’m in the kitchen and turn my head, I can see the copilot’s chair and the section of my desk where the cat napping box is located.

For eight years (in this house), those two properties were occupied in a rotation worked out between themselves. by Sprite, Belle, or Trooper — sometimes two together in a single location. When Belle died, Sprite claimed the copilot’s chair most often, except when she was on duty for Steve. Lately, Trooper has more or less had his choice. The kids sometimes use the box, but the copilot’s chair was Trooper’s.

Seeing both spots empty is . . . yeah.

The house suffered this same feeling of yawning emptiness when Belle left us, and when Spite did. Big cats, with big, big personalities, who had their schedules and took their responsibilities seriously.

Today, following a brief huddle upon discovering that the box had come home, but Grandpa wasn’t in it, the kids have taken to nap spots that are not in my office. Each one has checked in with me at least once, So, that’s good; they know the gig; it’ll just take them a little while to ease into it. Firefly had the benefit of learning from Belle, Sprite, and Trooper — she’s as ready to be Top Cat as it’s possible to be. The other two — they’re good kittens, and I saw Trooper working with them. They’ll be fine.

Kelimcoons Sooper Trooper, December 15, 2009-September 4, 2025. He came on-board at the Lee-Miller Cat Farm and Confusion Factory on June 29, 2013. The final crossing was a sweet easing into sleep. By now, he’s been in Steve’s office at the new place for a good few hours, and is probably starting to ask when’s Happy Hour around here, anyway?

Picture below from October 27, 2013

Video from May 19, 2021

The Chronicles of Crosarth – A Steampunk Adventure ([syndicated profile] crosarth_feed) wrote2025-09-04 07:07 pm

FInally Making Progress…

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I’m finally finishing the last edits on the fourth Mia Graves novel, and over the next few days I’ll be doing the formatting of the book’s interior and reaching out to the company I pay to do my book covers. This book was supposed to be in this state literally six months ago, and while I know the deadlines are self imposed, I really do hate missing them.

This month is a busy one. Besides my birthday, I have Eau Claire Comic Con in a little over a week (September 13th), followed by “Meatgrinder Weekend” (where we’ll record season 6 of that podcast), and then the week after that I’ll be doing a small appearance at CritWitchCon on Friday the 26th. Mixed in, I also have to finish prepping stuff for the opening of Campaign 3 of Stormwood & Associates, write more comics for Peregrine Lake, and get a couple of months of BS-Free Witchcraft prepped and recorded. Also, there’s some other stuff I can’t say publicly yet (in case it falls through).

It’s a bunch of stuff.

And honestly, I still feel bad that it’s taken me this long to finish this novel. Like I forget that I am doing all of this plus working a full time job. I did two cons in August, went to my grandmother’s memorial, and finished production on Season 5 of The Meatgrinder. I think I need to give myself a break sometimes.

…we all know that’s not going to happen though, right?

Anyways, I really like what I’ve written. It’s not quite the book that I originally intended to write, but I’m proud of what I came up with in the end. I won’t announce the title until the cover reveal, but you’ll find out before the end of the month most likely. In the meanwhile, I need to remember that even if some things are taking me longer than I hoped, I’m still getting them done.

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In the Pipeline ([syndicated profile] in_the_pipeline_feed) wrote2025-09-04 12:08 pm

Stirring Bars are Superstition?

So you, working organic chemist, set up a reaction in your fume hood. You’re using some sort of flask or vial, there’s some kind of solvent in there, starting materials, reagents. And of course a stirring bar, right? Because you pretty much always stir your reactions, even when all the components are in solution right from the start - right?

Why exactly do we do that? It just feels wrong not to have a reaction mixture stirring somehow. If there’s a solid involved (a metal powder like a hydrogenation catalyst, for example, or a base like potassium carbonate that’s sitting on the bottom of the vessel, then it makes sense. But otherwise? Have you ever wondered what would happen if you just walked away?

Wonder no more: this paper actually addresses that question. And they do it in a relentlessly complete fashion: hundreds of experimental runs across a large variety of reaction types, on scales ranging from milligrams up to kilos (!) Now on that scale I’d be worried about heat transfer effects, but that’s not going to be as much of a consideration with the smaller reactions. So what happens? I think most of us would answer something like “Well, the reaction goes, but maybe it takes longer or works in somewhat lower yield”.

Well, it looks like for the majority of reactions the yields are basically identical under stirred and not-stirred conditions. When they are different, it sure doesn’t seem to be by all that much, and it appears that the unstirred reactions are as likely to have slightly better yields as the stirred ones. If you were presented with these data without being told that stirring was the variable under consideration, you’d have to conclude that whatever it was, it wasn’t really that important, honestly.

This goes for metal-catalyzed couplings, for oxidations, reductions, Friedel-Crafts reactions with aluminum chloride (!), for free-radical and photochemical reactions, electrochemical reactions (!), you name it. An MCPBA epoxidation of 4-methylstyrene, for example, on a 1.2 kilo scale, gave identical 80% yields with and without stirring. The authors end on a provocative note:

In conclusion, we investigated a total of 329 organic chemical reactions in eight categories and 25 types, including 26 chemical reactions scaled up to a gram level, one at the 100-gram level, and one at the kilogram level, and we compared the yields under stirred or standing conditions with otherwise completely identical conditions. We found that the yield fluctuation range under these two conditions was –13% to +31%. Our results showed that for many organic chemical reactions in solution, the effect of stirring or not stirring on the yield is insignificant. This conclusion is consistent with the chemical reactions that occur constantly in Nature. This research result might harm the interests of mixer manufacturers, but it will benefit humanity. Imagine how much electricity could be saved. . .

No more stir bars? Can it be?  Note that all of the reactions investigated do have solvent in them - I would not attempt this for solid-phase synthesis reactions (see here!). And I would also not expect anyone working at truly large scale to ever attempt a no-stir protocol, because there are just too many things that can go wrong. But I'm a 100mg-guy, myself. Next time I’m setting up something in the hood I’ll give it a try. . .

Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-04 05:55 pm
Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-04 04:00 pm

Corporate Pride And Prejudice

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Coworker: "Woke is broke."
Me: "…What does that even mean?"
Coworker: *Almost sounding rehearsed, like quoting soundbites.* "If you start welcoming godless activities into your life, then God will find a way to make you suffer. God will send this company under if they continue down this path."

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Related Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysrelated_feed) wrote2025-09-04 02:30 pm

Living In Relative Denial

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Stepmom: "ALL of your sisters are right here."
Me: "No, they're not."
Stepmom: "YES, they ARE. You only have TWO sisters, these two."
Me: "I actually have four sisters and two brothers, which you know full well."

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Friendly Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysfriendly_feed) wrote2025-09-04 01:30 pm

Plans Break Down, People Lift Up

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Kind Strangers Kindness

My mum has been a teacher for children with disabilities for over thirty years. She loves her job and is amazing at it. For her sixtieth birthday, her students, along with another teacher, surprise her with a handmade gift: a huge garland made of paper hearts. Some of the students have written messages on them […]

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Will Tell Stories For Food ([syndicated profile] naomikritzer_feed) wrote2025-09-04 01:44 am

Elections 2025: Minneapolis City Council, Ward 12

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The tl;dr here is to vote for Aurin Chowdhury; I door-knocked for her in 2023 and I have had no regrets about my support.

On the ballot:

Aurin Chowdhury
Becka Thompson
Edward Bear Stops

Edward Bear Stops

Edward Bear Stops is a 24-year-old whose website looks progressive and inoffensive but who gets weirder the more you look. His campaign Twitter bio describes him as the “President and Founder of SoulFull.” SoulFull is a nonprofit where the first page shows you that they have an official certificate of nonprofit incorporation and the Team page has a picture of Edward looking very devout. They do seem to do something useful, unlike a lot of nonprofits founded by fringe candidates: they hand out free sandwiches on alternate Saturdays. SoulFull’s Instagram has a lot of photos of the sandwiches.

He also has a YouTube channel. I don’t have the patience to sit through long videos of people talking about God when I’m trying to suss out their political beliefs but I got pretty strong “my career goal is Cult Leader” vibes, and also somewhere in my deep dive I found his Facebook, which has campaign stuff recently but religious stuff in the recent past and the further down you scroll, the clearer it is that he believes himself to be a prophet and on an entirely literal mission from God.

I wish him luck with his nonprofit, I would encourage him to NOT start a cult, and I don’t think anyone should vote for him.

Becka Thompson

Becka Thompson is currently serving on the Park Board and is in my opinion the single worst person currently holding public office in Minneapolis.

I’m going to start by talking about her racism. In March, ahead of the DFL endorsing convention, she objected to the idea that “MAGA has no place in Minneapolis.” In May, she wrote in a campaign e-mail that she might not have “the desired amount of melanin” and then backed down and apologized. Then in July, she referred to Ward 10 City Council rep Aisha Chughtai as “a nice, young, you know — ethnic woman” in a campaign video and then had to apologize again.

And honestly, this isn’t new! Back when she was running for Park Board in 2021, I was really appalled by what I found, which included her complaining that the police officers who aided and abetted Derek Chauvin’s murder of George Floyd were “overcharged.” Elsewhere on her blog she described the murder of George Floyd as follows: “What transpired later was that the man in the car ended up dead and four police officers ended up in jail.”

Moving on to other things I do not like! She also sued John Edwards (of WedgeLive) and Taylor Dahlin (a WedgeLive associate) over a website they had nothing to do with that was also very very clearly satire. (You can see an archive of it if you want. But also, it says she’s running to represent Ward 14. There isn’t a Ward 14. It’s clearly a joke.) When this got tossed she filed multiple other lawsuits, all similarly frivolous. This was an abuse of the legal system to suppress criticism, and the sort of bullshit I expect from Trump and his cultists, not a supposed Democrat in the city of Minneapolis. It is legal to make fun of politicians! And to criticize them!

Next issue. She doesn’t actually live in Ward 12. She currently holds a Park Board seat in North Minneapolis. That’s legal, so long as she moves by early October. She posted in late July saying that she was about to “start the process of moving in” with her uncle, a resident of Ward 12. (Hopefully by early October she will also resign from the Park Board.) While on the Park Board she’s used data requests and an alias to dig up information on colleagues, according to one of those colleagues.

In terms of policies she says she wants, she’s basically toeing the Minneapolis conservative line: she wants more cops, lower taxes, and to get rid of the 2040 plan. She’s opposed to living wages for workers.

But you know what, even if you’re conservative, you should consider that Becka, if elected, will make your side look really really really really really really bad. She will say racist stuff that will make people say “oh. is that YOUR City Councillor? I’m sorry!” She will post weird videos and spread conspiracy theories. Even if you like her politics better than Aurin’s, don’t vote for Becka!

Aurin Chowdhury

Aurin has only been on the City Council for about a year and a half. I think she’s done good work so far. Her accomplishment list shows her as someone who has both centered her work on progressive values and sought pragmatic solutions to problems. Her more centrist colleague Emily Koski has endorsed her, describing her as a “bridge-builder.”

I would, without a moment of hesitation, vote for Aurin Chowdhury for Minneapolis City Council. I would not rank either of the other candidates.


I have a new book coming out next June! This one is not YA; it’s a near-future thriller about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult because they want someone on site to deliver babies. You can pre-order it right now if you want.

I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi but instead encourage people who want to reward all my hard work to donate to fundraisers. This year I’m fundraising for YouthLink. YouthLink is a Minneapolis nonprofit that helps youth (ages 16-24) who are homeless or at risk of homelessness. (Here’s their website.) I have seen some of the work they do and been really impressed. (An early donor to the fundraiser added a comment: “YouthLink was incredible instrumental in my assistance of a friend to escape a bad family situation in Florida with little more than a computer and a state ID. Thanks to YouthLink and their knowledge of resources my friend was able to get a mailing address (which was essential in getting a debit card and formal identification documents), healthcare, hot meals, an internship at a local company, and even furniture for their new apartment.” — That is exactly the sort of thing I’m talking about!)

I set up a fundraiser with a specific goal mainly because seeing the money raised helps motivate me. (Having external motivation helps. This is a ton of work and 2025 is a dumpster fire.)

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Sharon Lee, Writer ([syndicated profile] sharonlee_feed) wrote2025-09-03 11:20 pm

The evening report

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Well.

I’ve finished putting together Civilized Behavior, including the front matter and the blurb. I haven’t compiled it yet. Weighing whether to make a call for tyop hunters before compiling. Probably the sensible way to go about it. So! Watch the Skies. In, yanno, an easygoing and relaxed sort of way.

A reprint opportunity came in this afternoon, so I did get that story out.

Checked my story cards, the previous Constellations, and pertinent contracts, then wrote to Madame the Agent, asking her to find if Baen might be interested in a sixth Constellation. There is one story still under Exclusivity, but that ends in November, and even if Baen wants another collection, there’s no way it will be out before November.

Trooper did not eat at Happy Hour.

Our appointment with the vet is at 8:15 tomorrow morning. They wanted us early, so it would be as quiet and peaceful as possible.

Referencing the above, I may or may not be around the internets much tomorrow. Thank you for your understanding.

Everybody stay safe.

Cat census from earlier in the day:

Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-03 10:00 pm

Kara-NO-ke

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We have a spineless manager who gives in to every customer request, and I do mean EVERY one. He ignores store policy every time a customer raises their voice. We have an annoying group of regular customers who have realized this and demand to speak to this manager every time they don't get their own way.

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Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-03 08:00 pm

Jurassic Bark

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Dog-Owning Coworker: "Look at my dog in this little T. rex mask! He wouldn't let us take it off!"
The phone makes its way around. The dog does indeed look adorable. Then—
Other Coworker: *Passing by, squints at the screen.* "Wait… are they selling dinosaurs now?"
The group at the table goes dead quiet.

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In the Pipeline ([syndicated profile] in_the_pipeline_feed) wrote2025-09-03 02:28 pm

Nuclear Fusion in Palladium Metal. No, Really.

I’ve written here several times about the spring of 1989, when I was on my post-doc in what was then West Germany, and when the Pons and Fleischmann “cold fusion” story broke in the Financial Times newspaper. I heard about this in a radio news report and immediately went to the Darmstadt train station where I knew I could buy a copy of the newspaper, and I still have it today (the pink FT newsprint has darkened over the years!) I was absolutely elated by the news - there’s no other word for it - and that feeling is in my mind conflated by the similar awe and joy I experienced later that same year as the Berlin Wall fell and a wave of revolutions went through the Warsaw Pact countries. The original cold fusion story was already taking some hits by that time, but no matter: “Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive” and all that. Especially under current conditions, thoughts of that era are capable of inducing almost painful levels of nostalgia for me.

So I have a soft spot for odd fusion mechanisms and always will. That means that this recent paper really made my day, although it is certainly not promising boundless fusion energy itself. I believe that this is an intellectual offshoot of the work that Google funded a few years back into investigating various anomalous fusion claims, but what’s being reported here is not too anomalous, although it’s quite interesting. As some will recall, the whole cold-fusion idea was driven by the hypothesis that since hydrogen (and deuterium) are taken up at high density in metals like palladium, perhaps under some conditions these nuclei could actually be induced to fuse, which would be a far different regime than exists in tokamaks or in stars.

Those “traditional” conditions involve truly extreme temperatures and pressures, because the energy barrier to fusing atomic nuclei is substantial. You can certainly get paid back energetically at the end, though, as witness that big unshielded fusion reactor in the sky: 93 million miles away and you can still feel it on your face while its ultraviolet flux burns your skin! But even though we can’t seem to get deterium nuclei to fuse inside Pd lattices, that doesn’t mean that the metal’s deuterium-concentrating effect is useless. The new paper linked above sets up an electrochemical cell with a palladium cathode in heavy water (D2O). This loads a great deal of D atoms into the palladium, and then the team fired a beam of high-energy deuterium ions at the Pd electrode.

And these conditions did in fact lead to enhanced fusion reactions, about 15% higher than background (as measured when there had been no current applied to the electrochemical cell and thus no real deuterium loading of the palladium. Figure 3 in the paper shows this effect clearly. The neutrons produced by the fusion to helium-3 were detected directly in the experiment - this isn’t one of those “excess-heat” measurements and there is no doubt that fusion is taking place. The effect repeats if you take the palladium target and completely “empty” it by heating under high vacuum and running the same conditions again. The rate of increase and its later leveling off are just what you’d expect from fusion taking place inside the metal (as opposed to in the gas phase or in the plasma used to produce the deuterium ion flux).

It’s important to note that both rates of fusion are actually very low - this effect not enough by itself to lead to any energy breakthroughs, but it really is a significant improvement in a process that has proven very difficult and expensive to improve. There are a lot of avenues here to explore: different metals and alloys, different deuterium loading conditions (and/or loading with helium-3 or tritium as well), alternative ways to blast them metal samples with deuterium, and so on. It would be of great interest to know where the fusion reactions are taking place - up on the surface of the metal or deeper in the lattice? All in all, this makes a number of useful fusion experiments a lot more accessible, and I’m really happy to see it.

By the way, out in the good-old-fashioned-tokamak fusion world, I try to go past Commonwealth Fusion Systems when I drive out to the Devens (MA) area to play disc golf. Just seeing a fusion installation on that scale makes me feel a bit science-fictional! The reactor is set to start up next year, with net-energy-gain demonstrated in 2027. If all goes well, the company plans a commercial 400 MW reactor in Virginia in the 2030s, and Google themselves have already contracted to buy power from it. I wish them luck!

Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-03 05:55 pm

A Dairy Bad Idea

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One of the managers’ jobs was to check dates on food, which they frequently missed. Anything I found over the weekend, I’d remove from sale, write it off, leave the write-off receipt on the desk for the managers, and bin the items.
One of the managers decided that this was bad (for reasons) and made it a rule that only managers could write anything off or handle refunds. 

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Will Tell Stories For Food ([syndicated profile] naomikritzer_feed) wrote2025-09-03 03:57 pm

Elections 2025: Minneapolis City Council, Ward 13

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Starting with this one because there is just not a whole lot to say. Here’s who’s running:

Linea Palmisano (incumbent, DFL-endorsed)
Bob “Again” Carney, Jr. (“Climate Revolution Elephant”)

Linea Palmisano is one of the centrists on the Minneapolis City Council, and a staunch ally of Jacob Frey; I am not a fan.

Bob “Again” Carney is a perennial candidate whose hobby is running for stuff. He’s run for governor, mayor, US Senate, US House (though maybe not Ilhan’s seat, I think he ran in a special in some other district), I can’t even remember how many times. When he ran in 2023 for this same City Council seat, he had a website. I commented at the time, “All you really need to know about BobAgain is that his website still says he’s running for governor, and when he participated in the Ward 13 LWV forum he said that if he won the election, he would refuse to take office, thus (according to his theories) allowing Linea to stay in office.” He no longer even has a website that I could find (presumably he let the “votebobagain” registration expire).

I don’t want either of these people and Linea is in absolutely no danger of losing to Bob Again. I would abstain from this race in the hopes that seeing unenthusiastic turnout for Linea would inspire someone decent to run four years from now.


I have a new book coming out next June! This one is not YA; it’s a near-future thriller about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult because they want someone on site to deliver babies. You can pre-order it right now if you want.

I do not have a Patreon or Ko-Fi but instead encourage people who want to reward all my hard work to donate to fundraisers. This year I’m fundraising for YouthLink. YouthLink is a Minneapolis nonprofit that helps youth (ages 16-24) who are homeless or at risk of homelessness. (Here’s their website.) I have seen some of the work they do and been really impressed. (An early donor to the fundraiser added a comment: “YouthLink was incredible instrumental in my assistance of a friend to escape a bad family situation in Florida with little more than a computer and a state ID. Thanks to YouthLink and their knowledge of resources my friend was able to get a mailing address (which was essential in getting a debit card and formal identification documents), healthcare, hot meals, an internship at a local company, and even furniture for their new apartment.” — That is exactly the sort of thing I’m talking about!)

I set up a fundraiser with a specific goal mainly because seeing the money raised helps motivate me. (Having external motivation helps. This is a ton of work and 2025 is a dumpster fire.)

Working Stories - Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysworking_feed) wrote2025-09-03 04:00 pm

Criminally Stupid Assumptions

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Employee: *Walking into boss’s office, looking grave.* "I need to report two coworkers for… illegal activity."
Boss: *Concerned.* "Illegal activity? What kind of activity?"
Employee: "They were talking about… doing crimes!"

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