Guitars, Mr. Rico!
Dec. 5th, 2025 10:43 pmMy Taylor 710ce-l9 limited edition short-scale is still on consignment there and can be seen on their website. If you're looking for a standard Taylor dreadnaught, it's a good deal...
The Adventures Of Captain Skywalker!
Dec. 6th, 2025 01:00 amRead The Adventures Of Captain Skywalker!
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Coworker #1: "My husband’s obsessed with all those space shows. He always gets upset when I mix them up."
Coworker #2: "Which one is which again?"
Coworker #1: "I can never remember. One’s got the bald guy, the other’s got the one who breathes funny."
Story time
Dec. 5th, 2025 11:44 pmSo, I spent an hour, or maybe a little more than an hour this morning in my writing space, looking for the place where Talizea yos’Phelium is born (Ghost Ship, as it happens, first published in August 2011, and if the Liaden Universe® ran on Real World time, Lizzie’d be cabin boy, or maybe at Scout Academy, instead of walking, now, except when she don’t.)
One of the things that my search convinced me of is that I really should sit down and read All the Liaden Books, which I’ve never had time to do. I still don’t have time, unless I want to dedicate my free-time reading in 2026 to the Liaden Universe®.
Anyway, what with looking for Lizzie’s birth, and checking another couple of pertinent events, I only wrote about 700 new words. However! I did write, and I have the supervisors to prove it:
Lunch was broccoli cheese soup, riffing off of a recipe in the insurance company’s newsletter. Then I had correspondence to tend to and real life chores, plus PT homework. I went downstairs eventually to do my duty to the cats, and take a walk.
Then before going back upstairs and maybe getting some more words written, I peeked into My Studio to look at my project, and said, “Oh, I’ll just cut one piece,” which — you know how this goes, right? Right. I cut out all the rest of the pieces. The next step is grinding, but that really does need to wait until I get this draft done. This will be easier to police than the cutting, since I don’t have a grinder here at home, but will need to rent a studio-with-tools at the glass shop in Manchester.
Tomorrow, now free of driving back and forth to Brunswick, is a Writing Day, and I have lots of leftover soup, so I won’t actually have to stop for more time than it takes to heat up a bowl and cut a piece of bread. I have two scenes sketched in, so I’m hopeful of a productive day.
For this evening, Coon Cat Happy Hour has been served — and appears to have been consumed — I’m all caught up on everything (except calling for a haircut, which for some reason I keep forgetting to do) so! I believe I’ll pour myself a glass of wine and go read for a bit.
Everybody have a good evening.
Story Time
Dec. 5th, 2025 06:40 pmSo, I spent an hour, or maybe a little more than an hour this morning in my writing space, looking for the place where Talizea yos'Phelium is born (Ghost Ship, as it happens, first published in August 2011, and if the Liaden Universe® ran on Real World time, Lizzie'd be cabin boy, or maybe at Scout Academy, instead of walking, now, except when she don't.)
One of the things that my search convinced me of is that I really should sit down and read All the Liaden Books, which I've never had time to do. I still don't have time, unless I want to dedicate my free-time reading in 2026 to the Liaden Universe®.
Anyway, what with looking for Lizzie's birth, and checking another couple of pertinent events, I only wrote about 700 new words. However! I did write, and I have the supervisors to prove it:

Lunch was broccoli cheese soup, riffing off of a recipe in the insurance company's newsletter. Then I had correspondence to tend to and real life chores, plus PT homework. I went downstairs eventually to do my duty to the cats, and take a walk.
Then before going back upstairs and maybe getting some more words written, I peeked into My Studio to look at my project, and said, "Oh, I'll just cut one piece," which -- you know how this goes, right? Right. I cut out all the rest of the pieces. The next step is grinding, but that really does need to wait until I get this draft done. This will be easier to police than the cutting, since I don't have a grinder here at home, but will need to rent a studio-with-tools at the glass shop in Manchester.

Tomorrow, now free of driving back and forth to Brunswick, is a Writing Day, and I have lots of leftover soup, so I won't actually have to stop for more time than it takes to heat up a bowl and cut a piece of bread. I have two scenes sketched in, so I'm hopeful of a productive day.
For this evening, Coon Cat Happy Hour has been served -- and appears to have been consumed -- I'm all caught up on everything (except calling for a haircut, which for some reason I keep forgetting to do) so! I believe I'll pour myself a glass of wine and go read for a bit.
Everybody have a good evening.
Face Your Fears
Dec. 5th, 2025 11:00 pmRead Face Your Fears

I did not factor into account that we had a brand-new guard starting that morning with me.
I didn't even make it onto the deck before I heard someone screaming bloody murder.
Read Face Your Fears
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Dec. 5th, 2025 09:10 pm
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My Printer The Droid
Dec. 5th, 2025 09:00 pmRead My Printer The Droid
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I am sitting close to the office printer, which is behind a cubicle wall. I overhear a coworker using it.
Coworker: "Come on, buddy, we spoke about this."
Beeping from printer.
Coworker: "We agreed, no more jams.
Read My Printer The Droid
Protect the postal service.
Dec. 5th, 2025 03:41 pmhttps://bsky.app/profile/joshuaerlich.bsky.social/post/3lipubvipg22u
"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
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What A Way To Make A Livin’
Dec. 5th, 2025 06:55 pmRead What A Way To Make A Livin’
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Manager: "Why are you leaving early every day?"
Me: "I started at 5:30 AM."
Manager: "I don't care. This is a nine-to-five job. It doesn’t matter if you’re in earlier; you leave at five, otherwise people will think it’s okay to come in and leave whenever they want."
2025 in writing (my stuff)
Dec. 5th, 2025 01:26 pmI'll be doing my usual recommendations for short stuff other people have read at the end of December, when I've had a chance to read the things that are still coming out in December, but I think I've seen the last of my new publications for the year, so here's what I've been up to!
...a year turns out to be a long time. One of the reasons I think it's good to do these year-in-review posts is that the sense of "oh wait, was that this same year???" is strong. I feel like my tendency to put things I've accomplished in the rearview and focus on the next thing is generally really useful to me, but it does tend to lead to a "what have you done lately" mindset. When it turns out that what I have done lately is a pile of stories. There were more SF than fantasy stories, which surprised me, it didn't feel that way...more on why I think that is in a minute. In any case, here's the 2025 story list:
The Year the Sheep God Shattered (Diabolical Plots)
Her Tune, In Truth (Sunday Morning Transport)
If the Weather Holds (Analog)
Disconnections (Nature Futures)
The Things You Know, The Things You Trust (If There's Anyone Left)
All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (Lightspeed)
Things I Miss About Civilization (Nature Futures)
A Shaky Bridge (Clarkesworld)
What a Big Heart You Have (Kaleidotrope)
And Every Galatea Shaped Anew (Analog)
The Crow's Second Tale (Beneath Ceaseless Skies)
Advice for Wormhole Travelers (The Vertigo Project)
She Wavers But She Does Not Weaken (The Vertigo Project)
The Torn Map (The Vertigo Project)
So yeah! Stories galore! And with a very satisfying variety of publishers, with the exception that The Vertigo Project was a focus of a lot of my attention this year. Which makes sense! It's a pretty big deal. All the poetry I had published this year was with The Vertigo Project as well, although I have a couple of poems ready to come out in 2026 from other places. Here's the list of poems:
Club Planet Vertigo (The Vertigo Project)
Greetings From Innerspace (The Vertigo Project)
On the Way Down (The Vertigo Project)
Preparation (The Vertigo Project)
The Nature of Nemesis (The Vertigo Project)
I only had one piece of nonfiction out this year, The Stranger Next Door: The Domestic Fantastic in Classic Nordic Children's Literature (Uncanny). But it's a topic that's very close to my heart, and I'm glad I had the chance to wallow in it. Er, I mean, share it with you.
I suppose the other thing that could be considered nonfiction is that I wrote journaling prompts to help people with vertigo process their vertigo experience through creative writing. I also wrote a group workshop format for the same general ideas, and I ran the first of those workshops in November. It was lovely and seemed to be very meaningful to the people involved--and that's one of the things that's nice about the facilitator (that is, me) being someone with vertigo, it meant that I was talking about our experiences rather than their experiences. The Vertigo Project has been the gift that keeps on giving all year, and there will be more of it yet in 2026. What a great thing to get to be involved with. I'm so pleased to have done this work with these people.
I was also a finalist for the Washington Science Fiction Association's Small Press Award, for one of 2024's stories, A Pilgrimage to the God of High Places. I got to go to Capclave and hang out with a bunch of friends and enjoy being a finalist.
I think the main reason that I felt like I was doing equal parts fantasy and SF this year is that I wrote approximately half each of two novels, one fantasy and one SF. Both are still going strong. We'll see where they take me. I'm also working on some more short work in both categories. While I published a lot more short SF, my biggest news in recent months is that I sold a fantasy novella to Horned Lark Press. A Dubious Clamor features harpies, politics, operettas, pastries, and complicated friendships, and it's forthcoming in 2026. A lot done this year, a lot to look forward to!
What's Happening At the Water Surface Anyway?
Dec. 5th, 2025 12:56 pmThe whole “Are there weird electric fields at the surface of water droplets” question is not getting any easier to understand. I last wrote about this topic here). There are several subsidiary questions that go off in different directions: does unusual chemistry actually happen at air-water interfaces (and is this more prominent, as you might expect if true, in small droplets that are mostly surface area?) Or are these reports (mostly) experimental artifacts? If it does happen, what’s the mechanism? Does it have to do with unusually high electric fields (and field gradients) as some have proposed, or is it something else? Is it specific to air-water interfaces, or does it happen in the vacuum as well? And as for the later, how about under mass spec conditions (with electric charges all over the place?)
This latest paper will not douse the flames. They’re using a technique called “vibrational sum frequency generation” spectroscopy which seems well suited to studying surface phenomena. The technique probes changes in the OH stretching band in water’s IR spectrum, and the wavenumber values you get are well known to be correlated with local electric field strength. The authors take pains to go into detail about what is meant by “electric field strength”, to their credit - is it from a roughly static arrangement of water molecule dipoles at the surface, or is it the sum of a bunch of dynamic fluctuations (in the hydrogen-bonding network,e etc.)? But no matter how you get there, the arguing is most vigorous over the idea that such fields can be large enough to change chemical reactivity, and there are very passionate advocates on both sides of that question.
The authors are studying extended thin films of water by SFG spectroscopy, and they make predictions of what they should see for the OH stretches under different conditions. Specifically, there should be a red-shifted zone under any sort of relatively high and relatively persistent electric field at the surface (as opposed to the spectra of bulk water), and they go into detail about what the different sorts of fields (and mechanisms for generating them) might mean to the spectra.
Now, people have of course tried to estimate these field strengths before, through other techniques, and some measurements come in at 10 to 20 MV/cm, which is pretty strong stuff. Values of this size, the authors note here, should be very apparent in these SFG measurements (and you can indeed see things shift around dramatically in SFG with small amounts of ionic solutes in water or with changes in pH). But they don’t see it!
These findings indicate that exceptionally large interfacial fields, as sometimes invoked to explain microdroplet reactivity, are not supported by our SFG results. Within the framework of vibrational SFG, we conclude that there is no evidence for such fields at the neat air−water interface. The interpretation of interfacial electric field-driven catalysis in microdroplet experiments must therefore be reconsidered in light of the absence of spectroscopic field signatures at water interfaces.
Yeah, it seems as if it should be. But as the authors note, you don’t have to reach for electric field explanations to deal with unusual interface chemistry - there could be altered solvation chemistry, redox pathways, evaporative concentration and other factors at work, and these aren’t mutually exclusive, either. So this certainly doesn’t mean that all the reports of interesting surface chemistry are wrong - but people may have been reaching for the wrong way to explain them. Let’s see how this goes over!
2025 52 Card Project: Week 48: Thanksgiving
Dec. 5th, 2025 12:23 pmI hope you all had as wonderful a Thanksgiving as we did.
Image description: Top: a buffet set with Thanksgiving foods. Below that: a family gathered around a Thanksgiving table. Lower center: a mother and daughter smile at the camera. Bottom: a caramel cheese cake, surrounded by decorative squashes.

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Bread Flags Everywhere
Dec. 5th, 2025 05:00 pm![]()
I started working at a sandwich store about three weeks ago. The manager/owner is rarely around, but likes to send out memos and print out little signs saying that we're not allowed to stand still.
Me: *To a coworker.* "This is a joke, right?"
Coworker: *Sighs.* "Afraid not. We always have to be seen to be doing something, even if it's just pretending to do work."
Oh, Hail, No!
Dec. 5th, 2025 02:30 pmRead Oh, Hail, No!

Me: "Why are you in my car?"
Stranger: "Because you're my Uber?"
Me: "I definitely am not."
Stranger: "Well then, why are you waiting outside the club at closing time?"
Read Oh, Hail, No!
Pears and Snow
Dec. 5th, 2025 09:49 amToday, it’s snowing, which is a pleasant change after days of intermittent rain and dank cold.
I’m at home today, and about to start teleworking.
2025.12.05
Dec. 5th, 2025 07:19 amhttps://www.startribune.com/rare-dinosaur-mummy-winona-state-university/601537755
In the midst of yesterday’s cold snap, “hundreds of people just outside Alexandria have gone without heat on Thursday following a car crash that lead to a natural gas leak,” according to Bring Me The News. A suspected drunk driver took out a natural gas pipe. Via MinnPost
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/gas-outage-loss-of-heat-to-hundreds-of-homes-near-alexandria-at-worst-possible-time
Baby fur seal wanders into a bar in New Zealand
The surprise visitor waddled around the pub during what’s known as ‘silly season’ where seals pop up in unexpected places
Associated Press
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/05/baby-fur-seal-wanders-into-bar-in-new-zealand
60,000 African penguins starved to death after sardine numbers collapsed – study
Climate crisis and overfishing contributed to loss of 95% of penguins in two breeding colonies in South Africa, research finds
Phoebe Weston
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/dec/05/african-penguins-starve-to-death-south-africa-sardine-population-aoe
Patient police say they have recovered Fabergé pendant from man accused of swallowing it
Six days after alleged incident, evidence emerges without requiring medical intervention, New Zealand police say
Associated Press
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/05/police-say-recovered-faberge-pendant-after-new-zealand-man-allegedly-swallowed-it
‘Three sheets to the wind’: how everyday phrases blew in from the sea
David Hambling
From ‘all at sea’ to ‘by and large’, windy weather has had quite an impact on the English language
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2025/dec/05/weather-watch-everyday-phrases-nautical-expressions-wind-language
Review
Five of the best science fiction books of 2025
An eco-masterpiece, icy intrigue, cyberpunkish cyborgs, memory-eating aliens and super-fast travel sends the world spinning out of control
Adam Roberts
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/dec/05/best-science-fiction-books-2025-ej-swift-jacek-dukaj-silvia-park
Review
The best poetry books of 2025
From Seamus Heaney’s collected poems and Simon Armitage’s animal spirits, to prizewinners Karen Solie and Vidyan Ravinthiran
Rishi Dastidar
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/dec/05/the-best-poetry-books-of-2025
Review
The best memoirs and biographies of 2025
Anthony Hopkins and Kathy Burke on acting, Jacinda Ardern and Nicola Sturgeon on politics, plus Margaret Atwood on a life well lived
Fiona Sturges
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/dec/04/best-memoirs-biographies-2025-anthony-hopkins-kathy-burke-margaret-atwood-josephine-baker
Review
Five of the best young adult books of 2025
Space-travelling telepaths, LGBTQ+ activism, a war-torn Britain, online alter egos and feminist trailblazers
Imogen Russell Williams
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/dec/04/five-of-the-best-young-adult-books-of-2025-kate-mosse-nathanael-lessore-moira-buffini-david-roberts
Sinners to One Battle After Another: The 25 best films of 2025
Nicholas Barber and Caryn James
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20250423-the-best-films-of-2025
