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scott is a Planet-Sized Man-Eating Plant that lives Underwater, moves at Great Speed, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton and a Long, Prehensile Tongue. Strength: 27 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 3 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat scott, enter your name and choose an attack: fights scott using Strength Agility Intelligence

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anhayla is a Human-Sized Robot that lives in the tunnels of the London Underground, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, is Poisonous, has Heavy Metal Armour, and eats Nuclear Waste.
(Strength: 3 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8)
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=anhayla).

I may not be particularly strong, agile, or intelligent, but at least I'm smarter than a plant! Bwahahahahahahaha ... ahem.