What to say to a Conspiracy Theorist

[sraun]

Courtesy of Mike V.P. from an e-mail list I'm on, posted here so it'll be easy to find:

One of these days, I swear, one of these conspiracy nuts is going to provoke me to say:

"Yes, of course. You've found us out at last. You are the last person on the entire planet to figure this out; everyone else on Earth is a part of the conspiracy. Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit ... slow?"

I really need to remember this and use it sometime!

Comments

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

And it's doubly nasty because it strikes at the heart of the Conspiracy mindset, that they know what the real Truth is, and everyone else are ignorant sheep.

[countrycousin.livejournal.com]

Oh, good! We expect a report on the results when you do get to use it. :<)

[azurelunatic]

*giggle*