Free circus tickets for newborns

[sraun]

Courtesy of cakmpls

Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus Free Ticket for Baby's First Circus

You can get a voucher for a baby less than 12 months old, good for anywhere, anytime, with no expiration date.

Comments

Oh, good!

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

Lots of babies can get terrified by clowns for nothing! Free complexes for life!

Re: Oh, good!

[sraun]

You can wait until they're, say, ten years old, if you want to! Just don't loose the piece of paper - they're only keeping six months worth of records to use for re-issue.

Re: Oh, good!

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.