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Happy Birthday litalex

"If Christmas was a Jewish Holiday"

courtesy of patgund

"If Christmas was a Jewish Holiday"

Here's their disclaimer -

Please note: We hope that our readers understand that as a religious holiday, Christmas is totally incompatible with Judaism, and the very thought of it being a Jewish holiday is ludicrous. Therefore, we have avoided all references to the religious aspects of the holiday, and tried to focus only on those aspects which have pervaded American culture. Our intention has been to provide a good-natured, humorous parody, to use those cultural aspects of Christmas to illustrate some of the methodology and details of Jewish law. It is a very fine line we are treading, but we hope that we have insulted neither the Torah, nor our Christian friends.

Go. Read. Laugh!

Can I go back to bed now?

After working 9AM-6PM for five years, followed by about five months of 8:30-5:00, I'm now working 7:30-4:00. And yesterday, today, tomorrow, and Tuesday I'm working 7:00-4:00. I'm not used to getting up that early in the morning! I'll get used to it sooner or later, but in the meantime, I'm feeling a touch on the exhausted side.